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Seek Jokes

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

Love

Love

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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Only place they can get love

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane?

His carrion bag.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.