Seek Jokes

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a white asian who loves cola?

Cokeasian.

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!