Seek Jokes

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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A elevator can raise a kid

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Hide n' seek

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Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."