Seek Jokes

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

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Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

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What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

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What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

Why does your son call you big brother?

Because he's your mom's kid.

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What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

A conundrum

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Seek Jokes

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Birthday State of Mind

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

Love

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

Love Card

What is a bee's favorite game?

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

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