Seek Jokes

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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A tectonic plate!

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

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It depends on the flight delays.

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Are you sure it's mine

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!