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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)