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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff