What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!