What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!