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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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What does an invisible watermelon look like?

Like that.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.