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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

Senator.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.