What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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What's detour mean?

Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!