What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!