What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!