Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.