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Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.