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Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.