Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.