What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

What did Orville say when Keith Harris died?

Nothing.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey