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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

Log log log log log log log log log...

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!