What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!