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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.