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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup