Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

Allahu ackbar!!

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.