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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the blind couple get divorced?

They couldn't see eye to eye

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Eye Deer Jokes More Eye Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

What do you call a one-eyed deer?

I have no eye deer...