What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

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Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

How many successive 'ands' can you fit into a sentence with it still making sense?

The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a one-eyed deer?

I have no eye deer...