What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.