No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...
What up doe
Just 'Cause
Because England was discovered before the USA!
Hurricanes with cataracts
Nigeria.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
A Muslim
An accountant without the sense of humour.
Because it makes cents (sense).
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
