What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)