No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Hellen Keller
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
Because it was A Minor.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
No-eye deer.
