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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.