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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus