What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

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What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.