What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.