What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.