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What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Baby Elephant Jokes More Baby Elephant Jokes

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?

Six weeks old!

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.