What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

Baby Elephant Jokes More Baby Elephant Jokes

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?

Six weeks old!

How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a fork lift truck!