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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Baby Elephant Jokes More Baby Elephant Jokes

How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a fork lift truck!

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.