When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Baby Elephant Jokes More Baby Elephant Jokes

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?

Six weeks old!