What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.