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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What do cats major in college?

String theory!!

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.