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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

Graduate Cylinder Jokes More Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.