What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.