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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.