College Jokes

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

Where did the small road go to college?

Tulane University

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

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What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

What do cats major in college?

String theory!!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst!

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Why doesn't the sun go to college?

It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Why go to college?

There's Google.

Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"