College Jokes

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst!

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Why doesn't the sun go to college?

It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Why go to college?

There's Google.

Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)