College Jokes

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst!

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Why doesn't the sun go to college?

It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Why go to college?

There's Google.

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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College Jokes

Why didn't the sun go to college?

I Love Pizza & You

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What does the chicken do to get through college?

Which college course does a feminist take?

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

Where did the mobster go to college?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Where do skunks go to college?

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Where did the small road go to college?

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Where do galaxies go to college?

Love

Why did the ninja go to college?

What college did the eyeball go to?

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What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

How do we know that slaves went to college?

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why don't women need to go to college?

Why do we need to go to college?

Why did the women's studies major go to college?

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

What was Spiderman's major in college?

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Where did the pirate go to college?

Why doesn't the sun go to college?

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

What do you want to be when you leave college?

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

Why go to college?

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

Where did the universe attend college?

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

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