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Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

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What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

Where did the small road go to college?

Tulane University

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

What do cats major in college?

String theory!!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst!

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Why doesn't the sun go to college?

It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Why go to college?

There's Google.

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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With finances.

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What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

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What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

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How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments?

Very Djently.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.