Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.