Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.