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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

University Jokes More University Jokes

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.