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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY