Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda