Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

University Jokes More University Jokes

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees