What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

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Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'