Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

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What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)