Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

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Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC