Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

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How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

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What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.