Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.