Its got two banks.
To the other side.
The Nile
The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
You can run but you can't tide!
Wet
He was in de-Nile.
You can run but you can't tide.
The fastest way to get across a river.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
I'll be dammed.
Because he was in Da-Nile
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
At the bank.
So they won't step on the fish.
Russell Flow
God dam it
A motor pike!
For the insurance money.
The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"
White water rafting.
Nothing, he was just full of tears
An elephant with an umbrella!
Could you cry me a beer
A river.
Too mainstream
Amazon Prime.
The Amazon River actually has sails.
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
It was stumped.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
It Varys.
According to her it's Mao.
In the Pupils republic of China
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
Another present!
Maine
They're two Maine streams.
They stayed away from the mainstream.
It's too mainstream.
Wait for him to give it back.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.