Its got two banks.
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Crimea a river
To the other side.
The Nile
Tequila
The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
You can run but you can't tide!
Wet
He was in de-Nile.
You can run but you can't tide.
The fastest way to get across a river.
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Fur traders.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
I'll be dammed.
Because he was in Da-Nile
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
At the bank.
Quatro-cinco
So they won't step on the fish.
Russell Flow
God dam it
A motor pike!
For the insurance money.
The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"
White water rafting.
Nothing, he was just full of tears
An elephant with an umbrella!
Could you cry me a beer
A river.
Too mainstream
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
Cuz she couldn't find the door handle
When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.
I pull out of both of them.
Czar-dines!
Lightbulb.
He was dyslexic.
A dislocated hipster.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Surrey.
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
A. Betty White.
They keep telling me to stop asking...
They rush in.
Dr.: a plastic bag
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
