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What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

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Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.