India Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!