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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

India Jokes More India Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.