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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.