Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

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Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.