Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.