What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

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What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

Rotini!

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.