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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

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Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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A Pastafaryan.

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When someone fed a genie alfredo

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.