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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.