What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What's a masochist's favorite type of pasta?

Smacaroni

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne