What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

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What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

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Forgetti