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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac