What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.