What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.