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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!