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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.