Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.