Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

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What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

Rotini!