Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

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What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

What do you call jokes about bread?

Buns

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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

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What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.