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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes More Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo