Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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Because she's always spilling the beans!

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Because they are always up to something.

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Putinesca

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They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!