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Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?

Rotini!

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen