Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist