Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

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Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

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