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Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.