Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

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Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

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Natasha Ramenoff