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Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret