Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.