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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

Flap Jokes More Flap Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.