What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Flap Jokes More Flap Jokes

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.