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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Flap Jokes More Flap Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.