What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.