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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Flap Jokes More Flap Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.