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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

Flap Jokes More Flap Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.