To run their hands through their hair
To get to the other side.
Stop paying the bill.
He can't run away from his responsibilities.
A theocracy.
They like horsin' around.
They ketchup.
They ran out of juice!
A small medium at large!
The mare, of course
When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.
Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
Americas already got two running for president.
Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
Play the national anthem
He quit running.
In case they run out of bullets.
I ran.
You run. You run so far away.
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
It's already run out of battery.
Because they are always multiplying.
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Because running is past tents.
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
Rage Upon the Latrine
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
An incorporation.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
She ran away from the ball.
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
Because all of the investors pulled out.
Because I ran over it with my car.
Now, that was one politi-cat debate!
Etude, Brute?
The Antelopes.
You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY
He didn't run, ewok-ed.
Cuz he's Biden his time.
To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.
Dam!
Because it didn't see that well.
She kept running away from the ball
Cause they run faster than white.
Steppenwolf
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
He didn't see the ewe turn.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Because he's the Blade Runner.
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
Because he doesn't do cardio.
Run Berry, run!
West wing
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
He was running on fumes.
If you're busted, run.
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
Canteloupe
The Millenial Falcon.
It had run out of lettuce
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
I didn't know disasters can run for office
Cuz it's a running nose
Crossfit.
Because it runs in your genes!
It ran to the unstable.
He didn't have any depth perception
He was running out of patients.
Because she keeps running away from the ball
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
Because their Zoos ran out of room.
100 meter Daesh
Sir, you dropped your receipt!
He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...
Because it's past tents.
Pump kin.
Because he ran ahead.
Ones a pant in the country the others a...
It just ran out of juice.
I haven't a clous.
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
He was soda pressed.
Terry Fox
I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!
Because these colors don't run.
Inherited obesity
Because Jesus took the wheel.
Parfour Sorry
You can only ran because it's past tents.
Chocolate Ice Cream in July!
Dam.
He ran into wrong wall at train station
Flatman and Ribbon.
He had a problem with his hamstring.
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
In barkinglots.
Gnocchi
Catholic
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
Because it was worth the weight!
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
Carefully!
A cup of decaf
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
A stealer!!!!!
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
How much their husbands make
Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.
