What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit