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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

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How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years