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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit