How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit