How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6