Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)