Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

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