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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years