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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

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How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How often did the Asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

What do you call a posh Gym?

James

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

Because I got a tattoo that says Ana