Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Date Girl Jokes More Date Girl Jokes

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

Because I got a tattoo that says Ana

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.