Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Why can you only date girls named Ana?

Because I got a tattoo that says Ana

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.