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How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.