Me...........Owwwwww!!
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
A pork chop.
Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!
I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.
A masochrist.
Its a life of pain