How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex