How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)