What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)