What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn