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What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.