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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)