What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.