What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u