What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth