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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)