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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)