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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.