How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

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Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.