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How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."