To stop getting confused as feminists
Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
A knife has a point
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
A SoCal Justice Warrior.
Some people are against shooting guns.
The police found it easier than arresting her.
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Ovary-Z
Genders
Whale huntings legal
Brexit has actually affected society.
She hated objectification.
Hugh Mungus
Because it ends with A-men
Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
Trigger-nometry.
Because it was a mail dominated industry
Topical meme.
A boyfriend.
They're sensitive to everything
A gun has one trigger.
Alone
Because happy people usually leave cults.
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
Sometimes the homeless get change.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
Because they hunt whales.
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
Because they're not PC.
The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.
D
Because of all the Hymns.
Because of the triggers. I'm sorry
Cause it's an all mail business.
Babies grow up and stop crying
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
They don't like triggers
Well they deleted
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
You can punch information into a computer.
Because everyone had equal rice.
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Abra!
Split the bill.
Like a bowling ball.
The communist wants equality
Check your privilege, sithlord
Their femail
That's not funny...
Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..
It promotes equality.
Because he'd D graded her.
The C4 does something when it's triggered.
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
Triggernometry
None of them like pork.
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
Because they are always V-triggered
A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
She'll tell you within five minutes.
Feminem
Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!
Cis-tem of a Down
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
She wanted to be the center of attention.
Reasons to be offended.
A bomb vest does something when triggered.
She's always objectifying people.
Right away.
30 of them are triggered every second
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
Triggernometry.
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.
A handgun only has one trigger.
So that they don't get mistaken for feminists
Both can't take down anything.
They are very loud when triggered.
Trigger discipline
Manhatin'
No MAN'S sky!
Because she refused to make a sandwich
They both ask for change and never get any.
TRIGGER-nometry
One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!
The pencil is better. It has a point.
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*
They both like to pork.
Nobody likes the black ones.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
I don't know, I left early.
Because they are almost never **tired**.
A Russian spy.
A flossopher!
Steven Spellberg!
They are both over the counter strike