To stop getting confused as feminists
A knife has a point
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
A SoCal Justice Warrior.
Some people are against shooting guns.
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Whale huntings legal
She hated objectification.
Because it ends with A-men
Trigger-nometry.
Topical meme.
A boyfriend.
A gun has one trigger.
Alone
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
Because they hunt whales.
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.
D
Because of all the Hymns.
Because of the triggers. I'm sorry
Cause it's an all mail business.
Babies grow up and stop crying
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
They don't like triggers
You can punch information into a computer.
Because everyone had equal rice.
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Abra!
Like a bowling ball.
The communist wants equality
Check your privilege, sithlord
That's not funny...
Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
Triggernometry
None of them like pork.
A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Feminem
Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
She wanted to be the center of attention.
A bomb vest does something when triggered.
She's always objectifying people.
30 of them are triggered every second
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
Triggernometry.
The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.
A handgun only has one trigger.
So that they don't get mistaken for feminists
Both can't take down anything.
They are very loud when triggered.
Manhatin'
Because she refused to make a sandwich
TRIGGER-nometry
One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!
He was fed up with other people.
When it's a baby elephant!
Apparently 10 aren't enough:
Cat you understand!
None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
There's no punchline for this joke.
The punchline is too long.
