Feminist Jokes

Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What was the Feminist's least favorite subject?

Trigger-nometry.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

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How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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