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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

What triggers feminists?

Genders

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

What did the the dad say to the feminist?

Hugh Mungus

Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

What was the Feminist's least favorite subject?

Trigger-nometry.

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

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What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

How did the feminist die?

Alone

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V?

Because they are always V-triggered

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar?

Both can't take down anything.

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

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Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

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