Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Pandapalegic

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Nukes... You're fired!

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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Triggernometry

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One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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A barber.