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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.