Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

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Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.