Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Shear madness.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists