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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.