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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What triggers feminists?

Genders

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.