Shave Jokes

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Shear madness.

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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Lawsuits.

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Preppy le Pew

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

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Vegetta balls

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears