To stop getting confused as feminists
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Elopping shears
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
So they don't have hairballs!
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
Look for the one with shaved legs....
A barber!
Occam's razor
Me: I just told you...
Three more payments and I'll be able to shave
It grows a Moostache.
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Constable
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
Shear madness.
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
A barber
A bearded collie!
I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
A brazillion!
Odder... Sorry
A barber.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Because he always uses a razor.
So that they don't get mistaken for feminists
When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?
Yall nailed it.
So they know where to stop shaving.
Gnocchi
Because they are always V-triggered
Because he'd D graded her.
Because he didn't have the balls!
Guurrhggrgrh
Grade six.
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
You're dead to me.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
A Dell.
He uses his Donkey Tongs.
