To stop getting confused as feminists
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Elopping shears
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
So they don't have hairballs!
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
Look for the one with shaved legs....
A barber!
Occam's razor
Me: I just told you...
Three more payments and I'll be able to shave
It grows a Moostache.
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Constable
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
Shear madness.
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
A barber
A bearded collie!
I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
A brazillion!
Odder... Sorry
A barber.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Because he always uses a razor.
So that they don't get mistaken for feminists
Three way.
Warren
Ten-ish.
Shomething'sh Amish...
Braaaaaaaah
They saw what happened to the sheep
I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
When her mustache is on fire!
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
I think we should start seeing other sheeple.
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
