A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Elopping shears
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
A barber!
Occam's razor
Three more payments and I'll be able to shave
It grows a Moostache.
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
Shear madness.
A barber
A bearded collie!
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
Odder... Sorry
A barber.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Because he always uses a razor.
So that they don't get mistaken for feminists
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
Buck teeth!
Hide-and-Sikh
She was charged with rustling!
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
The snow on top of it has melted.
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
Cake.
On a bun-eymoon!
Because they cantaloupe.
The floor
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
He works them out with a pencil.
Work it out with a pencil
Because X Marx the spot.
They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'
