To stop getting confused as feminists
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Elopping shears
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
So they don't have hairballs!
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
Look for the one with shaved legs....
A barber!
Occam's razor
Me: I just told you...
Three more payments and I'll be able to shave
It grows a Moostache.
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Constable
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
Shear madness.
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
A barber
A bearded collie!
I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
A brazillion!
Odder... Sorry
A barber.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Because he always uses a razor.
So that they don't get mistaken for feminists
LeBronze James
He can't get to 3rd base
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
Slow down and use Lubricant.
Cell phones.
Nah, I must stay.
Don't worry, someone will tell you.
A. They love OIL
Ripped off.
When it's broke.
Because they always work problems out with a pencil.
