To stop getting confused as feminists
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Elopping shears
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
So they don't have hairballs!
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
Look for the one with shaved legs....
A barber!
Occam's razor
Me: I just told you...
Three more payments and I'll be able to shave
It grows a Moostache.
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Constable
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
Shear madness.
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
A barber
A bearded collie!
I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
A brazillion!
Odder... Sorry
A barber.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Because he always uses a razor.
So that they don't get mistaken for feminists
Because they are already "in the skies".
They only wear Trunks.
So they know where to stop shaving.
A knife has a point
TRIGGER-nometry
A two-eyed onion.
Oshio des neighhhhh
It was a No. 2.
When it's broke.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
