Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.