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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!