The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
A barber!
A woman.
Occam's razor
It's in their "jeans"
Because he's no good at shaving.
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
A Harry Potter
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
At least one group can grow a beard.
A barber.
Shorty's growin a beard.
I'll let you know when I find out...
He knew they were going to ice him.
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
Cutting edge technology.
We may never know the truth.
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
He has a no-trade Claus
Getting sleighed.
He used Apple Maps.
"Use the fork, Luke."
OC
Bildungsnowman. (OC)
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
He was too far out man!!
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.