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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

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Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.