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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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They're all about force projection.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

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Gize.

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Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

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Camembert!

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The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.