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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.