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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What's your favourite animal?

Me too, I like the saltyness

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.