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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.