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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!