How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.