How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.