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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it