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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.