Beet Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Because he kept on dropping beets.

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It had a short circuit.

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Because he dropped the beet.

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Because they've got sick beets!

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.