Beet Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

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Dr. Dre.

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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He was caught taking a leek.

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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Who won the race?

Society.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!