Lettuce turnip the beet
By adding some beets
Beets.
Beets me.
They turnip the beets!
He kept dropping the beets.
Because he dropped the beet.
Just beet it
Because they were missing a beet.
I've never radished off to OP's mom.
Lettuce turnip the beet!
They couldn't keep a beet.
Beets by Dre
Beets me but I just forgot the joke!
PIGLET: Beets me!
Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP
Cause they're always dropping beets
Everywhere.
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
Elton John in a coma.
A turn-up
Because they like to get their daikon.
Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.
Dropping some ill beets.
It ran out of juice.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
He was caught taking a leek.
OP's mom
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
He drops the base!