I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
Just the udder day!
Cows are real.
He had a wail of a time.
They know how to raise the roof.
It took him forever to get her off that street corner.
Gee, you knit
Urine over your head!
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
Well, this was a waste of Thyme.
By posting it over and over on the same subreddit
Udder destruction