What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.