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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.