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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster