What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

Who is your Grandma's favorite politician?

Bernie Sandmaster Flash

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!