What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.