What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Who is your Grandma's favorite politician?

Bernie Sandmaster Flash

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.