Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.