Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"