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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

What did the Spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"