Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.