Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!