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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Who's at fault?

The man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

What did the Spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.