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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.