Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.