Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.