Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

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What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!