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Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

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Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

What did the Spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**