What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

Co-pper

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.