What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

Co-pper

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.