What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm