14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'
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17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
15 lbs and a flannel shirt.
Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
Warren.
Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!
The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.
15 or 16
Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
A dope ring.
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Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
A 15 yard penalty.
Coach.
They were delicious.
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
A carpet.
Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
SEVEN.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
To keep his nuts dry.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
Gimme a slug of whiskey.
What's that noise?
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
