How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

Check for bugs in your system.

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What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

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What is a dog's favourite food?

Anything that is on your plate!

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

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How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'