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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.