How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!