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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!