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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.