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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Who's there! Bossy! Bossy who?

Bossy just fired me!

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What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What do you call a black man with a gun?

You call him "sir".