What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star