What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What happened?

Me: I turned 13....

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.