What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.