What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.