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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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Proofreading.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.