Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

M&M Factory Jokes More M&M Factory Jokes

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.