Awkward.
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Cloning.
For throwing out all the w's.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
W
She threw out all the W's.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
He threw out the W's
They're not infallible
She threw away all of the W's.
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Remove the w
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
U and I.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
Take away her "W."
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
Then I frown & order the soup.
Fur traders.
A hundred dollar bill.
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)
He said 'Thank you'.
Current.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
Roberto
He was dis-gruntled!
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
