W Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

How can you make a witch itch?

Take away her "W."

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What do you call two Wii Us?

Wii W.

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.