Awkward.
Cloning.
For throwing out all the w's.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
W
She threw out all the W's.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
He threw out the W's
They're not infallible
She threw away all of the W's.
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Remove the w
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
U and I.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
Take away her "W."
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
Because that's where the mini apple is!
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
Taco Bell for lunch
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.
Because she ran away from the ball.
Throw in your laundry.
Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!
Kay (K).
A free-LOTR
He issues a royal pardon.
An envelope!
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "
A suuh dude!
