Awkward.
Cloning.
For throwing out all the w's.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
W
She threw out all the W's.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
He threw out the W's
They're not infallible
She threw away all of the W's.
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Remove the w
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
U and I.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
Take away her "W."
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
He wanted to see time fly!
Because it wasn't
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2
Incorrectly.
Armenia every word I say!
I don't know, just some dude.
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
Tennish
Ready teddy go!
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw
The Ruler
Air to the throne.
