W Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

How can you make a witch itch?

Take away her "W."

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Wii Jokes More Wii Jokes

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What do you call two Wii Us?

Wii W.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.