Awkward.
Cloning.
For throwing out all the w's.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
W
She threw out all the W's.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
He threw out the W's
They're not infallible
She threw away all of the W's.
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Remove the w
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
U and I.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
Take away her "W."
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
An army.
They both wear stripes!
Barbers.
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
A Popsicle.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
The first words are, " Jose can you see "
Data
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
Everywhere.
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K
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